The results are revealing, if not always surprising. LA is Acting, Richmond is...Tobacco.
And Maryland. Maryland is Crabs, but apparently only if you live in a little pocket of Kent Island. Other than that, Maryland is Interesting and Afraid and Give - guess which one of those three is in the middle of Baltimore City. (Interesting is outside DC and Give is Annapolis.)
Here's what the state looks like as a whole:
As it turns out, I grew up in a community called Discipline (unsurprising, in so many ways) and now I live in Future. I liked seeing all of Severna Park - Analysis is right up the river from Discipline - and Future seems like a pretty appropriate place to settle down.
I do wonder, though, how Timonium somehow became Epidemiology. Academic? Or just creepy?