Wow. There is literally nothing interesting, history-wise, about today. However, it is National Carbonated Beverage with Caffeine Day, which is about as hilarious as last week’s big “Pizza with the Works Except Anchovies” celebration.
The difference between the two weeks is that I will be celebrating today’s holiday. Not on purpose, but because I pretty much mainline Diet Coke. And I’m not soing to stop just because some silly lobby got a day named for non-specific CSDs.