Straight out of a box and so, so good. Because what's more American than Betty Crocker?
And yes, that is Dixon's dirty little finger on the strawberry. Also, yes, there are exactly 50 blueberries on the cake. My strawberries were too big to make the correct number of stripes, though. Oh, I'm sure I could've cut them down to make the cake more authentic, but, well, I was in a rush. Had a parade to get to and all.