I wish this article wasn't so true.
It did kind of crack me up, though, and remind me that it's not really necessary for me to buy organic eggs. But, I mean, even Trader Joe's - my revered home of cheap-but-good - is full of signs apologizing for price increases. (My local Giant is, too, and is also undergoing a massive renovation. Shopping has never been so fun! It's like an adventure every day. I mean, who really wants to know where the horseradish is? Isn't it just fun to search?)
Back to the article. It's true, but it's funny, too. Especially the last paragraph, even though I'm pretty sure it was intended to be serious. But it is pure Stuff White People Like goodness. Hilarious.