It’s National Cheese Doodle Day. Also, Britney is back on tour (tonight, Atlanta is like a circus). Coincidence? Not a chance.
More coincidental anniversaries:
Today in 1558 (maybe), a guy named Francisco Fernandes introduced smoking tobacco to Europe, or so the story goes. Britney…she also likes cigarettes.
Plus, today would be the 99th birthday of Momofuku Ando – the inventor of Instant Ramen noodles, that deceptively unhealthy college kid staple. And doesn’t it seem like Britney would love ramen, too?
So here’s the question: does this mean that the stars are somehow aligning for Miss Brit today? Or is it all a bad omen?